221stepstobakerstreet:

"he’s the murderer" the cop on tv says

"no it isn’t," i say, "we’ve still got twenty minutes left"



thatdisneylover:

marmarbinks3:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago

image





sexualbae:

so there’s this guy that goes to a school near me and he doesn’t have a prom date nor does he really want one but his friends made him a facebook page to get him one and they literally just constantly post pictures of him 



versacefag:

nyc-superstar:

backdoorteenmom:

before and after meth

Before and after artpop

bye



donatellaluvsguccie:

Me bathing

donatellaluvsguccie:

Me bathing



“I don’t insult people, I describe them.” —

Unknown (via goldenruless)

Well an “‘effin idiot” is still describing them! ~h

(via justwaytoosexy)




35-24-35
35-24-35


pchoop:

breaks down



theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.